🥝🤣 What Happens If You Eat 2 Kiwis a Day? 🤔
2025
(It’s INSANE) Let’s just say… your body gonna throw a PAR-TAY. 💃🎉 👀 Vision = Eagle Mode Kiwis got that Vitamin C + E combo that’ll have you spotting fake friends from a mile away. 🦅💅 💩 Your Gut = Smooth Operator Constipation? Never heard of her. 2 kiwis and BOOM 💣—you're on schedule like a German train 🚂💨 💤 Sleep = Coma Mode (the cozy kind) Melatonin in kiwis tucks you in like a Jamaican grandma. “Rest, mi child.” 😴 💖 Heart = Slow Dancing with Health Blood pressure? Balanced. Cholesterol? Behaving. Your heart be like, “Thanks for the fruit, fam.” 🫶 😏 Skin = Juicy Glow Mode 2 kiwis a day = instant TikTok filter IRL. ✨ Skin so fresh, even cucumbers getting jealous 🥒😤 🚨 Side Effects: May result in: • Excessive happiness • Fruit obsession • Uncontrollable glow • Strange urge to start a smoothie blog 🥝💚 2 kiwis a day keep the boring away. Try it and thank your intestines later! #KiwiQueen #FruityGlowUp #TwoKiwisPlease #GutFeelingStrong #JuicyLife #HilariouslyHealthy #healthy #healthtips #food #kiwi